Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

A Christmas Miracle: No Rain On Christmas Day In The Bay
While California should welcome the rain, as this state seems to always be on the verge of a catastrophic drought, there is some good news. Christmas day is shaping up to be dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife. It’s been a rainy weekend, and it looks like the showers will stick

It’s Okay To Be Alone During The Holidays
While the Holiday Season is a blast for some, for others, it can be a cruel reminder of everything you don’t have. Some of us have lost family members to any number of things, while others are estranged from their family. The San Francisco Bay Area is filled with people

OpenAI Whistleblower Found Dead in SF Apartment After Apparent Suicide
A whistleblower who was set to testify against OpenAI in a lawsuit alleging copyright infringement was found dead in his San Francisco apartment, leading to speculation that he may have been killed by the company.

Tornado Hits Santa Cruz County And Wakes Up The Bay
If you live in San Francisco or cities immediately nearby, you probably were awakened at 5AM by something that has never happened in the history of San Francisco, a fucking tornado warning. Tornadoes are rare on the West Coast, while they have happened, California is more of a shake and

What Luigi Mangione Can Teach The Democratic Party
America is a made for television movie that the world is forced to watch. Things that most countries take for granted, such as healthcare, not only have a tendency to be nonsensical here, but the solutions to fix the flaws must be as dramatic as the systems themselves are absurd.

BART’s Ugly Christmas Sweater is The Best Way to Celebrate the Holidays
SweaterFest at Rockridge BART in Oakland was a holiday event that fostered a sense of community, featuring a Ugly Sweater Contest, live music, and a festive atmosphere.

Man Feared Dead After Falling Overboard From Cruise Ship Ahead Of Arrival In San Francisco
A 72-year-old American man is believed to have fallen overboard from the cruise ship Ruby Princess early on Monday, December 1st. As the vessel approached San Francisco after completing a five-day round trip to Ensenada, Mexico. The incident was reported around 6:50 a.m., just hours before the ship’s scheduled arrival

Daniel Lurie Only Wants a Dollar To Run San Francisco
Daniel Lurie, a multi-millionaire heir to the Levi Strauss fortune, has been elected Mayor of San Francisco with a symbolic salary of $1 and plans to reform the city’s political system and address poverty, drug and behavioral health issues, and affordable housing.