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Applebee’s To Take Over Cliff House With The Help Of Daniel Lurie
The historic Cliff House restaurant has been vacant for far too long. The iconic San Francisco eatery has sat vacant since December of 2020. This fact is entirely unacceptable, as the Cliff House is as much a part of San Francisco as Patagonia vests and Fentanyl. The good news is

Donald Trump Is Moving to San Francisco
While Donald Trump hates the people in San Francisco, he likes the money and the land, so in a twist so shocking it would make M Night Shyamalan cum in his pants, Donald has decided to move to San Francisco. If you think Trump is moving into a luxury high

Meet Ian The Meow, The Cat That Reminds San Francisco to “Be Nice.”
Ian The Meow is a cute cat who regularly walks around San Francisco, reminding passersby to “be nice” and is also a street artist and mental health advocate dedicated to spreading kindness through their work.

Why You Should Protest In Rich Neighborhoods
Protests and riots in low-income neighborhoods tend to be ignored by America’s decision makers, while protests in affluent areas could potentially lead to change by forcing the wealthy to acknowledge demands.

Small Earthquake Rattles San Francisco Bay Area
For those you who forgot, California is the shake and bake state. And the fault line decided to remind us of that yesterday. A small earthquake gave the San Francisco Bay Area a quick shake on Monday night, reminding residents that they live in earthquake country. The tremor, which had

Why Mario0o0o0o0o0o And Abe From Bay Area Memes Teamed Up To Make A Documentary On Gentrification
San Francisco is one of America’s greatest cities. In terms of natural beauty and architecture, it’s California’s crown jewel. But the beautiful buildings and hills that go higher than Heaven are still less important than one aspect of San Francisco that the city seems all too keen to sacrifice —

Obama Was Reportedly Chillin’ in North Beach Last Week
San Francisco is a city of familiar faces, and some of those familiar faces belong to Presidents. Not all of them are Presidents you want to see. Donald Trump was reportedly spotted in Pac Heights begging rich people for money last year but some of them may be Presidents you

The Great Highway To Permanently Close To Cars This Friday
If you want to drive on the Great Highway, you only have a few days to do so because beginning on Friday, March 14th, cars will be forbidden from the picturesque road on the western edge of the City. While the change won’t effect the entirety of the Great Highway,