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Trump May Sell San Francisco Federal Building
In a move of pettiness so extreme that it even shocked me, the Trump Administration is considering selling the San Francisco Federal Building seemingly because it’s named after Nancy Pelsoi. The 18-story tower, which had been known as the San Francisco Federal Building until its dedication to Pelosi in December,

Who Is Going To Be Oakland’s Next Mayor?
While Sheng Thao is potentially facing up to 95 years in prison for federal corruption charges, one has to wonder what is next for Oakland? At a forum in downtown Oakland on Tuesday, candidates for mayor and an open City Council seat shared their visions for the city’s future, touching

Three Wannabe Elon Musk Henchmen, Storm SF City Hall, Demand Records
Update: It appears this was some stunt by Youtube trolls. San Francisco is a city where silly shit happens. Its reputation as California’s coastal equivalent to a homeless encampment abandoned by God because there was too high a density of gay sex so the lord allegedly smote the city by

San Francisco Hater, Charles Barkley, Donates $250k To Help The Homeless In The Tenderloin
San Francisco is a fashionable city to hate on. The media, including the local media, has done a phenomenal job of announcing to everyone who wants to listen that San Francisco is a high tech equivalent to Detroit with more dildos. While I would assume the dildo part to be

Oakland Plans Cuts To Police Oversight Amid Budget Woes
When I think of models of public trust, I often think of the Oakland Police Department. These upstanding men and women are the same people that beat the shit out of Tupac Shakur for jaywalking. And as you may know, jaywalking is one of Oakland’s most pressing problems, so naturally,

Fremont, California Just Made Helping The Homeless Illegal
Fremont, California is set to pass a controversial measure that would make homelessness and assisting the homeless illegal, with fines of up to $1,000 and up to six months in jail.

San Francisco Might Flood, And Santa Cruz Could See Another Tornado…
To quote the world famous Family Guy weather man: “It gon rain.” The biggest storm in the current series has officially arrived in the Bay Area, bringing heavy rain Tuesday that could lead to flooding. Some areas might see as much as 8 inches of rain by Tuesday night. Minor

Trump Administration May Start Deporting Americans Too
Marco Rubio visited El Salvador to push for tougher immigration enforcement, while Elon Musk praised the idea of housing U.S. prisoners in Salvadoran facilities for a fee. However, a U.S. official stated that there are no current plans to deport American citizens, as it would face legal obstacles.