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Kelli Rudick Will Blow Your Feeble Mind
Let me just get this out of the way now. Yes, Kelli Rudick used to date Khaki King. But fucking a chick who’s sold a bunch of records is one the least important things about Kelli. The important thing is the music. Good god is it the music! If you

Broke-Ass Style Porn: This is Glamorous
One of the main reasons I buy Vogue magazine is to temporarily slip into a fantasy world in which I am eternally chic and have loads of spare time to jet set around the world and contemplate the nuances of a wardrobe entirely based around nautical, equestrian, and faux-woodsy themes,

FREE Jerk Chicken @ Wednesday Reggae Nights with A Real Jamaican
At the last reggae night at M Lounge we listened to the latest music from the island courtesy a recently returned couple who asked a local to make them a disc. Nevermind that they were two whitefolk from Jersey, the music was straight Jamaican, which would disappoint fans of

FREE Manicure and Martini
This one comes directly from FuncheapSF.com. While this is probably open to anyone who just wants a mani and a ‘tini (creeping Jesus! Did I really just write “mani” and “tini”?), it’s especially targeted for those of you out there who are trying to preggers but can’t seem to do it.
Comedy and Secret Science Club : Both FREE and AWESOME
Today is one of those days where you wake up and curse science for slacking on cloning technology. Three choices for Grade A Shite. There are actually infinitie choices for Grade A Shite on almost any night here, but to make my job easier I’ll only catalogue three. I

Broke-Ass of the Week: Comedian Todd Montesi
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.

FREE Beer, Wine, and The Evolution of God
The words “Evolution” and “God” don’t often go together, but if you read this site enough you know that the words “FREE”, “Beer”, and “Wine” often do. Loyal reader and person of extreme awesomeness Liz Wu has dropped a dime on yet another FREE boozy event. At 8pm on Tuesday,