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Free Comedy Shows at Legion!
As Homer Simpson once asked, are you ready to laugh? For FREE? And with beer, no less?? Well, look no further than The Ground Williams show, a twice-monthly FREE comedy series at the awesome Legion Bar, one block past the Graham L stop in Williamsburg. It’s hosted by two

FREE Entertainment: Watch Ex-Frat Boys Act Like Current Frat Boys
Speaking solely in generalities, hipsters live in the Mission and douchebags inhabit the Marina. Right? Isn’t that something that we’ve decided on as a culture here in San Francisco? That white guys can really be only one of those things? The truth of the matter is that I’ve met plenty of

Broke-Ass Haiku: Little Star Pizza
So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection

FREE David Byrne Concert in Prospect Park
This show demands a day’s notice because you probably already have brunch plans followed by remote control cars in the park for today. Plus, it’s friggin David Byrne for free. Somehow this concert for the Celebrate Brooklyn concert series isn’t a fundraiser and isn’t some no name band. Oh, what’s

Severely Discounted Beach Blanket Babylon Tickets
I’ve been meaning to go to Beach Blanket Babylon ever since I moved to the City. I still haven’t though. It’s generally just too damn expensive. Luckily, my friend (who will remain nameless so they don’t get fired over the flask reference) just informed me that, on Sundays, tickets are

Poor Advice
So I’ve decided to start an advice column here on Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website called Poor Advice. Think of it as Dear Abby with a drinking problem. Basically, this is where your questions get answered and nothing is taboo. And generally speaking, the best piece of advice I can

FREE Floating Kabarette at Galapagos
What is the difference between a stripper and a cabaret dancer? About 30 lbs. At least, so goes the stand-up joke. Annnyway, there is so much free stuff going on today and tomorrow it seemed difficult to choose based on pure merit, so I took into consideration a little