What would you say if I told you that you could wander around the Mission this weekend, like a mob of goddamn marauders, eating and drinking for free everywhere you went? You’d say “shut the fuck up Stuart” and then I’d be like “no really” and you’d be like “oh hell yeah!”

Guess what guys? I’ve been in SF for about 13 years so I’m throwing “Broke-Ass Stuart’s Bar Mitzvah Party”! This will be the last bit of the fundraiser to help BrokeAssStuart.com grow up. Get your tickets on The Rickshaw Stop’s site asap because they will sell out. Check out this amazing line-up!:

I borrowed a car, picked up drunk strangers, drove them around SF, and FILMED it! You will love this. Wanna help us continue to make dope shit? Please donate here. This was shot, edited and conceptualized by Alexandra Liss Stuber Cab Confessions was part of Episode 4 of  The Kinda Late

Over 10,000 people descended on Hippie Hill this year for one of San Francisco’s favorite holidays, 4/20. From mid morning until dusk, they shared munchies, hawked their cottage cannabis goods and smoked what must have been more than a metric ton of weed.

This piece was the first thing I did that ever went viral. I originally wrote it for The Bold Italic. SF has changed a lot since I first put this out. Illustrations by the incredible Wendy MacNaughton, Design by the brilliant Wes Mitchell. This originally appeared in May, 2011 LIVING IN SAN

After a couple years of rumors and hearsay it appears the Elbo Room is officially closing in November. I just logged on to Facebook and saw this post. All I gotta say is…damn. I think most of us have had at least one wonderful night there, I’ve had many. From

Some people run away to join the circus. Others run away to San Francisco. Those of us who live here know it’s actually the same thing.

There’re a bunch of bodegas in SF that take airplane bottles of booze, mixers, and a cup with ice, wrap them together with a rubber band, and sell them. Cutty Bang is the most famous, but there’re all different kinds.