This post is sponsored by the fine folks as Holdnomore.org. Wanna sponsor a post? Then holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com. Oh hell yes! The #HoldNoMore Campaign is fucking brilliant! Their goal is to end being put on hold! I don’t know about you, but I get frustrated sometimes. I talk back to the

No one told me there would be this much paper work. I mean, I didn’t think I could just float into the Department of Elections and be like “Alright folks, your boy Stuart has a check for you, now put me on the ballot,” but I also didn’t realize just how many things had to happen before the race even started.

First dates can be weird and awkward. That’s generally why you get booze involved. It smoothes out both you and your date’s awkward edges…most of the time. Whether you just met a hottie on tinder or you *gasp* actually met someone in real life, these seven bars are the perfect place to go for your first outing.

image from kqed Earlier this morning The Bold Italic announced that it would be reopening in San Francisco. This is exciting considering what a blow to the Bay Area media landscape it was when TBI closed in April. The curious thing is that it appears not a single of TBI’s

The bar in question is officially called Specs’ Twelve Adler Museum Cafe, but everyone just calls it Specs’. I don’t recall exactly when I first discovered the joint but I’ve been a regular ever since. To the uninitiated, visiting Specs’ is like walking into a Tom Waits song.

Big News: Cafe Du Nord is reopening on Wednesday June 17th. A lot of people, including myself were bummed when it closed last year. Du Nord was a legendary spot to see music and is where many great bands first got their start.

Golden Boy Pizza has been feeding working people, drunk people, and working drunk people since 1978. It’s also hands down one of the best slices in San Francisco.

San Francisco’s best live “late night” show is back! Imagine all the late night shows you’ve ever seen but with a distinct SF slant. There are unbelievable live performances, famous musicians, titilating interviews, and hilarious video sketches. Plus Broke-Ass Stuart is there in a suit, behind a desk, talking shit