Abraham Woodliff - Bay Area Memelord

Walgreens in SF Got Robbed…But it’s Been Stealing From You for Years.
Walgreens was allegedly robbed of $84,000 by a group of juveniles, but the corporation’s revenue in 2023 was over 139 billion dollars, and they have been accused of committing fraud by charging the government for prescriptions they never dispensed.

An Atmospheric River Is About To Drown San Francisco
Are you ready to get fucking wet? You better be because God’s bladder is full and it’s about to burst on the Bay. I wish meteorologists spoke like that. They’d be more fun. San Francisco is kicking off the week with some sunshine, but don’t get too comfortable—it looks like

Was The Jake Paul-Mike Tyson Fight Rigged?
I’m not a boxing fan, but for some reason (maybe because I’m already paying for Netflix) I had to watch what was arguably the most unethical mainstream sporting event in modern history. America seems to be running low on originality. Every movie is a remake of a movie that was

UC Berkeley May Have Just Solved Climate Change
UC Berkeley chemist Omar Yaghi and his team have discovered a powder called COF-999 that can potentially suck carbon dioxide out of the air, potentially saving the world from global warming.

How The Democrats Can Win Again
Kamala Harris’ speech in Detroit, Michigan, highlighted the hypocrisy of the modern Democratic Party, as they have transitioned from a party of workers to a party of hypocrites, and the need for the party to ditch condescension and hypocrisy in favor of becoming a party of the people.

Oakland, Urban Violence, And The Politicization Of Crime By The Rich
Oakland has had a crime problem for decades, but thanks to left wing policies, the city has seen a significant decrease in violent crime, with the number of homicides dropping from 62 in 1992 to 8 in 2023.

San Francisco’s ‘Dead Mall’ Is For Sale
The ghost of the Pandemic still lingers in Downtown San Francisco. While it seems every other part of the City is as lively as they’ve ever been, Downtown does feel significantly less crowded than it was in 2019. Back in the pre-Pandemic days, Market Street was booming. Techies, skaters, super-commuters,

BART Is Running Out Of Money… Can A New Tax Save It?
Bay Area transit agencies are facing a financial crisis due to the pandemic and remote work, and a group of elected officials and urban planners are working to come up with a revenue ballot measure for 2026 to save the region’s bus and rail systems.