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FREE Haunted Halloween Carnival in Park Slope Saturday
Just like O.D.B said about Wu-Tang’s music, Halloween is for the children. With that said, Haunted Halloween Carnival in Park Slope!!! So here go the details: The carnival will be taking place on Saturday, October 29th, 2011 from 11am-4pm. Admission to this cool event will be absolutely FREE and it

Suds and Summer Camp Fun at Tee Off Bar and Grill
I’m only good at two “sports” disc golf and ping pong. I’ve covered disc golf in an earlier post, but haven’t had a chance to play some good old ping pong in a while. A good friend took it upon himself to track down a bar in the city that

Get your Broadway and Off-Broadway Fix for FREE at the Theatre on Film and Tape Archive
Your FREE ticket to participating in those pretentious party conversations. Cheap-Asses should drag their broke asses to the Theatre on Film and Tape Archive on the third floor The New York Public Library for the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center where you can watch video recordings of Broadway, Off-Broadway, and

Broke-Ass Sandwiches: Saigon Vietnamese Sandwich Deli
There are goddamn sandwiches everywhere in NYC. Each bodega has their own interpretation of what a sandwich is. My bodega seems to think a sandwich is slimy meat with shredded lettuce that dissolves into rusty water, and I’m pretty sure the bodega across the street uses the deli cabinet to hide drugs.

99 Cent Fresh Pizza
If you were to make a nutritional pyramid based on a healthy New Yorker’s diet, pizza would be the biggest food group on it. Don’t believe me? Just ask Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello and Michelangelo what gave them fuel to take down Shredder and the Foot Clan. Ladies and gentlemen, the

Admire the Fall Foliage at Brooklyn Botanic Garden’s FREE Tuesdays
Experiencing all four seasons has to be both the worst and best part of being a Californian in NYC. Winter snow is pretty for about thirty seconds until people walk on it, and strolling around half-naked during the scorching summer is cool until you sit on a subway seat and

Nuding Out at Marshall Beach
Baker Beach has some charm to it. Well, a lot of charm. It might even verge on the spectacular, what with that huge red bridge in full view. It has the thrust of Burning Man history behind it, a good crowd of pantsless, furry men, even (according to our friend

Classy Yet Cheap: Happy Hour at Kyo-ya
Normally, Kyo-ya would be on the radar of no broke ass. Its only saving grace for people like us is its happy hour. Kyo-ya has a great atmosphere and layout. It’s mellow and “modern”, if you will. There is also a pretty bitchin’, somewhat secluded room with leather chairs and