Tenderloin

10 May 2010

Buy One Lunch, Get One FREE at Farmer Brown

I can’t help but think about my grandfather when I hear the name Farmer Brown.  Though he’s been retired for a long time, he was a dairy farmer in the El Paso, TX area for decades.  Since his name is Bob Brown, he was of course, Farmer Brown. But anyways,

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29 Apr 2010

OAK Pop-up sale at the Seventh Heart Tonight at 7pm

Sip, shop and shuffle this evening at Market Street clotheshorse The Seventh Heart as that they are holding a pop-up sale/ welcome to town for OAK of New York City. Doesn’t say if they will be of the complimentary variety or not, but there will be spirits’and scenes, and looks,

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14 Apr 2010

Thursday Night — Tell A Story, Win Some Cash

Does the thought of speaking in front of a crowd terrify you?  Do you have nightmares about that one traumatic fourth grade incident you had when you were giving a presentation about a famous historical figure  (you chose Shakespeare, natch)  and you were so scared that you peed a little

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21 Feb 2010

The Magazine: The Tenderloin’s Awesome Vintage Magazine Shop

Thanks to Paula W. for the photo Wow I’m really amazed people don’t talk about this one more, it’s definitely one of those places that deserves mention in as many conversations as possible. It literally has one of the biggest archives of porno mags I’ve ever seen, and what’s remarkable

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14 Feb 2010

Valentine’s Day Post Mortem: Short Plays About Being Dumped

This one comes straight from Johnny Funcheap because he fucking nailed this whole Valentine’s Day thing.  Check out his Top 5 Cheap Date Ideas and his 20 Cheap Date Ideas. Here’s what he says: Cafe Royale brings you the perfect event for your post-valentines day hangover as Atmos Theatre presents

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27 Nov 2009

Club 65

The sole reason I went to Club 65 the other night was to find out whether or not a certain man existed.  Apparently more of a fixture at the bar than a patron, ‘œThe General’, as he’s called, is rumored to be an ancient one eyed creature, with great big

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24 Oct 2009

SF: 5 Different Dudes, 5 Different Districts

A survey taken in San Francisco has shown a curious pattern of women being able to constantly predict their male partner’s personalities according to their districts, reports say. The write-in survey, given randomly at 10 different outposts within San Francisco county lines, has had an overwhelming response. Women ages 18-45

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19 Aug 2009

$2 Ride in Hell: The Dirty 38 Geary

When you’re a young and curious broke ass, coming up with $2 and stepping onto the SF MUNI can be a very thrilling and sexual experience. But the thing to remember is you have to make sure you’re ready for this responsibility. When two people love each other very much,

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