satire
San Francisco’s Skyrocketing Rents Are a Nightmare on Elm Street
San Francisco landlords are like the supervillains in horror movies from the 1980s that never seem to die. You think the pandemic was enough to slow them down, but like every good horror villain, they always come back in the sequel, resurrected by a new evil. And in San Francisco, that
Sheng Thao Should Lean Into Being A Villain…For Comedy
Oakland is having a moment, and not in a good way. Whether it’s the Juneteenth mass shooting at Lake Merritt that left 15 people injured or the FBI raiding Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao’s home, things in ‘The Town’ are looking kind of down. With so much happening in Oakland, you
Real-Life Miracle Occurs Aboard San Francisco MUNI
A miracle occurred on a San Francisco MUNI bus yesterday. On April 21st at approximately 7:30 PM, Reddit user Scoofy was nearing the end of a long journey. One reasonably expects a MUNI bus “chock full of folks from all walks of life” to be loud inside. It’s partly why
Newsom Becomes Spokesman for Men’s Warehouse
Move over runway models, there’s a new icon in town, and he’s gubernatorially good-looking. Men’s Wearhouse has the most unexpected, yet totally expected new spokesperson: The Bay Area’s own…Gavin Newsom. Upon hearing the news of Newsom’s collaboration with Men’s Warehouse, one might initially be shocked, but upon further reflection, it
Shen Yun To Turn 10 Iconic Bay Area Landmarks into Giant Billboards
April 1, 2024 – San Francisco is about to get a green makeover on many of its most iconic and historical landmarks. The theater company Shen Yun has bought out the facades and air rights on several San Francisco bridges, buildings, and even on some of its most popular residents.
These Delicious Sandwiches in the Tenderloin Let Me Forgive My Mother
BY TOUTA BAHER Touta Baher was a child actor who was taken out of the game by Shia LaBeouf on the set of a Skippy peanut butter commercial. That traumatic incident forced him into the archaic world of poetry, where he now sits in rooms full of white people and
SF Parody Site Installs ‘Homeless Proof’ Planter Boxes
There is an exquisite parody site in San Francisco that mirrors its subject incredibly well. It has the same look and feel, even the language it uses to satirize is consistent with the marketing jargon from the original company. It really is a mockery on par with a full spread
How to Extract Baby Teeth in a Fun Way
Do you have children with mouthfuls of teeth that just won’t fall out? Or maybe you have the opposite problem, and you’re tired of searching everywhere for discarded baby teeth? Well, now you’re in luck because there is a solution for you! The World’s Biggest Bounce House is Coming to