Last week you heard about the North Beach eviction that brought me to 1907 Golden Gate, referred to hereafter as just 1907. It’s just one of those things that will keep coming up, in these tales of the city that used to be. Another thing you’ll be hearing about is

Look outside. Did you see the bombs drop this morning? Did you hear the bullets sizzle? Did you cover your ears to protect yourself from the screams of chaos and desperation? Did you smell the smoke? San Francisco is at war right now. Literally, no, but I wouldn’t reduce it down

The Friend Zone. I have put many men in this category. They are amazing, funny, smart and nice. They’re even fairly good looking. So what’s the hold up??? I don’t want to get naked with them. Why? No idea. The sexytime urge just didn’t happen from the start. You can like someone, have

Pretty much every Bay Area comedy or improv personality has a story of ‘that one time Robin Williams came to my show’. They all say he was hilarious, personable. sweet and forever willing to lend a hand to any random two-bit local performer’s event, with no personal financial gain for

  What is flavor tripping? Miracle fruit is what flavor tripping is all about. It’s not a drug, it’s a natural fruit that contains an enzyme that makes all sour taste sweet. So eat lemons, limes, vinegar and other sour foods! They’ll temporarily taste surprisingly sweet. Lemons and limes taste like the

Broke-Ass Stuart is looking for tech writers!   If you’re the type of weirdo that likes sitting in your drawls – preferably at home – while writing about SEO, SMM, budget friendly consumer electronics, and how readers can build their own responsive blog themes, you’re the weirdo for us!   

  Yes, it’s true. While being broke is temporary and being poor is a whole other level of socioeconomic hell-hole, we couldn’t imagine anyone who reads the BAS site not relating to the message on DSF Clothing Company’s t-shirts, “I can’t afford SF.” Hell, I know some people who are

The lady masses are all a buzz over the trailer for a movie that isn’t going to be in theaters for another 6 months. Chardonnay chuggers across the land have been aching in their nether regions for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey. I couldn’t get past the first