We’ve always thought Pope Francis was a pretty cool pope, what with his support of same-sex civil unions and his frequent railing against capitalism. But now we know the Pope is an Ass Man too, as the Daily Mail reports that Pope Francis clicked like on a Brazilian model’s ass

It’s time for another night of laughs with our favorite comedy rock band, Fortress of Attitude. Be prepared to be introduced to the new Pope and the Oscar winner for Best Picture at the Fortress of Attitude apartment located in SoHo. Tonight’s guests include Christian Finnegan (Comedy Central; TBS’ Are

Having attended a state school, I know a thing or two about bar crawls. Granted I never participated in them, but sure enough every weekend, a crowd of matching t-shirts or some obscure theme would be dragging ass all over town all in the name of the almighty bar crawl.