Pennsylvania

Satire Website Accidentally Reports Actual News About Altoona McDonald’s
On 9 December 2024, five days after the targeted fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, the suspect, 26-year-old Maryland native Luigi Mangione, was apprehended in Altoona, Pennsylvania and charged with second-degree murder and numerous other offenses. According to the manifesto discovered during the arrest, Mangione despaired of the US

Two Weeks After Election, Trump Refuses to Concede As Giuliani Takes Madman Routine to Court
Tuesday marks 14 days since the Nov. 3 election when the nation overwhelmingly chose to seat President-Elect Joe Biden, but the reality has failed to set in for ousted President Donald J. Trump and his most ferocious supporters. In a rare moment of blissful silence, Trump hadn’t yet used his

What it Was Like in Pennsylvania When Joe Biden Won
Before Pennsylvania put this whole election to rest, I have to admit, I was afraid. The air is thick with conservative values and people can be…unpredictable. Would we be able to talk to our family members, friends, colleagues, in a genuine way without dancing around the Elephant in the room?

On Moving Back to Pennsylvania for COVID & the Election
Now I found myself back in a hometown bracing itself for crisis on all ends — economic, social, political, civil — my feet pedaling hard on crumbling roads as I tried to gain ground on 11 years of missed birthdays, holidays, and just … time.

Daisy Flour Pie Contest at Smorgasburg
Do you love pie? Do you love having large samples of pie? Well, you’re in luck. Every Saturday on the Williamsburg waterfront, between North 6th and 7th street, the Brooklyn Flea Food Market hosts Smorgasburg, an outlet for food entrepreneurs and established purveyors. On Saturday, June 9th, The Daisy Flour

Feel The Big Headroom at 61 Local
While I don’t ever celebrate someone going out of business, the closed-down garage has been a great boon for alcoholics and art enthusiasts everywhere. Numerous galleries, performance spaces, bars, and restaurants have sprung up from where once upon a time you got your muffler checked. The great advantage to these
Philadelphia: Your Cheap & Close Getaway from New York City
If you answer yes to the following questions, you need to get yourself to Philadelphia on a weekend getaway, my friend. And here’s why: 1) You want a weekend getaway under a 3 hour drive You guys, it’s only 2 hours by bus. I suggest taking the Bolt Bus over