Luigi Mangione

24 Jul 2025

A Musical Starring Luigi, Diddy, & SBF is Selling Out Theatres in San Francisco

Hey, do you hear that? It’s the sound of an empire crumbling from the inside. Or is it the melodious strains of Luigi: The Musical, now on at the Independent?

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19 Jan 2025

Son of SF Sausage Slinger Spotted at Jan. 6th Insurrection

Frank Peter Molinari Giorgi Jr., of SF’s Molinari & Sons, has been arrested for crimes related to the Jan. 6th insurrection. The FBI identified him through police bodycam footage and confirmed his flight to Baltimore from Oakland two days prior. The United States Attorney’s Office charged Giorgi Jr. with assaulting,

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11 Dec 2024

Satire Website Accidentally Reports Actual News About Altoona McDonald’s

On 9 December 2024, five days after the targeted fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, the suspect, 26-year-old Maryland native Luigi Mangione, was apprehended in Altoona, Pennsylvania and charged with second-degree murder and numerous other offenses. According to the manifesto discovered during the arrest, Mangione despaired of the US

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10 Dec 2024

What Luigi Mangione Can Teach The Democratic Party

America is a made for television movie that the world is forced to watch. Things that most countries take for granted, such as healthcare, not only have a tendency to be nonsensical here, but the solutions to fix the flaws must be as dramatic as the systems themselves are absurd.

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