As children in the 90’s, there were a many things we couldn’t fathom: Why can’t we bring back all the meat we shoot while playing Oregon Trail? Why do the makers of Valentine’s cards think that I want to Aladdin to imply that the grossest boy in class wants to

You’re sick in bed with a cold and you feel really shitty. You’ve just eaten a bowl of chicken noodle soup, chugged some OJ and swallowed a couple of Tylenol and you still don’t feel better. The only thing left to do is tune in to the one television program