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06 Apr 2016

10 Times Republicans Tried To Take Over a Woman’s Body

We all know Republicans think Planned Parenthood is all about abortions and sacrificing goats. We also know they are actually about preventing cancer and women’s health…well, I hope you know that Planned Parenthood is all about women’s health. Here’s 10 times Republicans tried to take over a woman’s body. 1.

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01 Apr 2016

Big News! BrokeAssStuart has been Acquired!

That’s right folks, after nearly a year of negotiation BrokeAssStuart.com has been acquired by News Corp. Now you may be thinking, “I can’t believe Stuart sold out to a company owned by Rupert Murdoch.” But honestly Rupert’s not that bad of a guy (I mean Fox News is pretty great

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21 Mar 2016

Elizabeth Warren Is Destroying Trump on Twitter Right now (Updated)

The revered Senator from Massachusetts has been asked by many to be the Democratic candidate for President.  She’s declined thus far and has refrained from endorsing any candidate.  Today she weighed in on one candidate in particular, the presidential candidate who has had 4 of his businesses declare bankruptcy in the past,

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09 Mar 2016

Trump Suffers HUUUGGEE Defeat in Music Battle on Streets of New Orleans

When Donald Drumpf flew to New Orleans last Friday for a rally on the eve of the Louisiana Primary, a giant brass band, backed by Drumpfet/vuvuzela-wielding supporters, dancers, and protestors, swarmed the rally grounds like a guerilla army of peace, love, and understanding.

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07 Mar 2016

Louis C.K. Calls Trump “Insane Bigot” and “Hitler”

Over the weekend the brilliant comedian Louis C.K. wrote an email calling Donald Trump an “insane bigot” and “Hitler”. He also said the US was turning into “Germany in the 30s”. It’s an interesting letter and Louis makes some sharp and wonderful points, as usual. It actually reminds me of

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04 Mar 2016

How and Where to Vote in the 2016 Primaries

Inevitably, stories of voters being turned away at the polls pop up each election season. While some of the incidents are related to corruption or abuse of power, many are due to a lack of clear, widespread information about state-specific voting laws. In California, we have a semi-closed primary system.

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12 Feb 2016

What Europeans say about U.S. Presidential Candidates

Being in the public eye, especially as a politician, every single thing you do gets scrutinized. Imagine your high school days, but on social crack. From social media, to the things you say, the things you tweet, those embarrassing moments, it’s all judged. I once had a writing tutor tell

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03 Sep 2015

The Best Donald Trump Pinatas in SF, Ranked

Not all Donald Trump pinatas are created equal. The Donald Trump pinatas in the SF Mission District vary greatly in size, price and artistic integrity. A Broke-Ass Stuart Broke-Team investigative report (consisting of us looking and asking in every pinata-selling establishment on all 58 blocks of Mission Street) lists every

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