we are told that it was the best Cyber Monday ever, a $9.4 billion juggernaut that was up 19 percent over last year’s figure, with Americans spending $11 million every minute at its peak. Indulge me as I parrot the most obnoxious phrase in online contrarianism, then italicize it: Am I the only one who thinks that this is really, really weird?

25% off the Entire BAS Store! Happy Broke-Ass Sunday! Fuck Black Friday and Cyber Monday, I just invented Broke-Ass Sunday (Shop Local Saturday…you’re still cool)! Everything in the BAS store is 25% off just for today! All you gotta do is use the code: BROKEASS-SUNDAY Our Resistance Line I give 1/3 of my profits from

Well, we’ve decided to do the Cyber Monday thing. Why? Because we have hella dope stuff and we want to give you a discount so you buy it. It’s a win/win for everyone: you get awesome things for yourself or your loved ones and we get money to keep the

As someone whose main livelihood revolves around holidays, and not in the, “what’s my tablescape going to be this year?”-kind of way,  I’ve learned a lot about the shopping habits of my fellow Americans. Our culture embraces a lot of corporate-created holidays for the sake of selling shit, but that