As a young man, I had my numbers read. The fortuneteller predicted that I would be a great success at my first line of work and then go on to a different calling at which I would become equally successful. I’m sure you can guess at how accurate those predictions

As a starving, malcontent, narcissistic New York City writer, you have one of two options: writing in your apartment or writing in someplace that is decidedly not your apartment. The former is a simple premise. If you’re having trouble with it, you might consider giving up writing in favor of

This one comes straight from Johnny Funcheap because he fucking nailed this whole Valentine’s Day thing.  Check out his Top 5 Cheap Date Ideas and his 20 Cheap Date Ideas. Here’s what he says: Cafe Royale brings you the perfect event for your post-valentines day hangover as Atmos Theatre presents