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14 May 2009

Dolores Park Movie Night Tonight: Amelie

It’s that time of year again in San Francisco.  What time am I speaking of?  The awesomist time.  All summer long (and for part of the spring and fall) a benevolent group of people, who go by the simple name of Dolores Park Movie Night Staff, take it upon themselves

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13 May 2009

Be a Better Masturbator

Ok, so let’s say you’re looking to do something cheap today but don’t feel like sitting on the hard bleachers at a $2 baseball game and don’t wanna watch movies with a bunch of people who are too cool to put brakes on their bicycles.   Perhaps you just feel like learning better ways

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06 May 2009

Let’s Hang Out: Drinks at the Bushwick Country Club Thursday Night

  Greetings to all you lovely people out there in Broke-Ass-Land (how shitty of a theme park would that be?).  I just wanted to extend an invitation to all of you who are in or near New York.  I’ll be in town this week for a few days and I

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02 May 2009

Look ma I’m on TV!

Ever wonder what kind of nonsense bubbles out of my mouth when asked a series of questions?  Wonder no longer!  Below is part 1 and 2 of an interview I did on Christina Marie TV, a local SF show.  Enjoy and feel free to leave snarky comments below.  It’s what

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28 Apr 2009

Three Stooges Mini Marathon Tonight!

As always, my main man Johnny Funcheap has the scoop on a killer event.  The Castro Theatre recently started doing “Five Buck Tuesdays” which is where (you guessed it) you get to see classic films for $5.  All day long, a seat in San Francisco’s most beautiful and historic movie

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28 Apr 2009

Spending Less Green is More Green at the Good Hotel

I get a lot of emails from a lot of people asking or offering a lot of different things.  I’ve gotten: offered a free haircut, asked on dates, invited to speak at various functions, hate mail, love letters, tips, suggestions, and absolute babbling nonsense.  Most of the time the emails

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27 Apr 2009

The Grouch & Eligh For FREE At Amoeba

Maybe it’s because I’m no longer in college, but it seems to me that nobody cares about underground hip-hop anymore.  I remember having long, late night conversations over Budweiser and ganja, arguing the meanings of Aesop Rock lyrics and trying to decide if Slug’s “Lucy” was an actual person.  Those were the days

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20 Oct 2008

Photos from the 4th Annual Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl

Alright folks.  The long awaited photos are up, just click on this photo page, feast your eyes on our night of madness, and kick yourself for not being there…suckers.

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