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Dolores Park Movie Night Tonight: Amelie
It’s that time of year again in San Francisco. What time am I speaking of? The awesomist time. All summer long (and for part of the spring and fall) a benevolent group of people, who go by the simple name of Dolores Park Movie Night Staff, take it upon themselves
Be a Better Masturbator
Ok, so let’s say you’re looking to do something cheap today but don’t feel like sitting on the hard bleachers at a $2 baseball game and don’t wanna watch movies with a bunch of people who are too cool to put brakes on their bicycles. Perhaps you just feel like learning better ways
Let’s Hang Out: Drinks at the Bushwick Country Club Thursday Night
Greetings to all you lovely people out there in Broke-Ass-Land (how shitty of a theme park would that be?). I just wanted to extend an invitation to all of you who are in or near New York. I’ll be in town this week for a few days and I
Look ma I’m on TV!
Ever wonder what kind of nonsense bubbles out of my mouth when asked a series of questions? Wonder no longer! Below is part 1 and 2 of an interview I did on Christina Marie TV, a local SF show. Enjoy and feel free to leave snarky comments below. It’s what
Three Stooges Mini Marathon Tonight!
As always, my main man Johnny Funcheap has the scoop on a killer event. The Castro Theatre recently started doing “Five Buck Tuesdays” which is where (you guessed it) you get to see classic films for $5. All day long, a seat in San Francisco’s most beautiful and historic movie
Spending Less Green is More Green at the Good Hotel
I get a lot of emails from a lot of people asking or offering a lot of different things. I’ve gotten: offered a free haircut, asked on dates, invited to speak at various functions, hate mail, love letters, tips, suggestions, and absolute babbling nonsense. Most of the time the emails
The Grouch & Eligh For FREE At Amoeba
Maybe it’s because I’m no longer in college, but it seems to me that nobody cares about underground hip-hop anymore. I remember having long, late night conversations over Budweiser and ganja, arguing the meanings of Aesop Rock lyrics and trying to decide if Slug’s “Lucy” was an actual person. Those were the days
Photos from the 4th Annual Broke-Ass Stuart Pub Crawl
Alright folks. The long awaited photos are up, just click on this photo page, feast your eyes on our night of madness, and kick yourself for not being there…suckers.