Broke-ass Porn

08 Jan 2011

Broke-Ass Porn: The Pabst Blue Ribbon Factory

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought: This my friends is where Two Dollar dreams are made. PBR is not the best beer in the world.  It might

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26 Dec 2010

Broke-Ass Porn: Leftovers

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought: It’s the day after Christmas.  Your morning dump is your second biggest of the year, second only to the morning after

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11 Dec 2010

Broke-Ass Porn: Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn.  It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired.  If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought: My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m a bad investment because I’m probably gonna die prematurely of a heart attack.  But my

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13 Nov 2010

Broke-Ass Porn: Real Estate Magazines

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought.

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09 Oct 2010

Broke Ass Porn: Friends with Benefits

Before you start getting all randy, get your minds out of the gutter – I’m not talking about that “friend” who comes over at 2:30 in the morning because you have a fifth of Jack Daniels and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s you had to polish off. That territory

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16 Aug 2010

The Future of 3-D

This country loves a good gimmick. And that’s what 3D technology feels like to me. Tech trends come and go, but rarely does a fad of the past make such a strong comeback as 3D movies have. One of these days I’m just waiting to walk by an Urban Outfitters

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06 Aug 2010

Powdered Beverages: The Future of Tomorrow, Today!

Ever since General Foods Corp. convinced John Glenn to take a can of Tang along with him into space, there’s been something delightfully space-agey about flavored drinks you can make with only water and a little packet of powder. Unfortunately most of them aren’t actually very good at all, but

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31 Jul 2010

Broke-Ass Porn: El Paletero

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought.

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