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04 Feb 2016

Apple Erects ‘Nude Selfie’ Billboard in SF for Super Bowl

A new iPhone billboard placed on I-80 in SF, just as the Super Bowl arrives here, depicts an attractive young woman taking an amateur topless selfie. Oh, I’d love to hear Jennifer Lawrence’s thoughts about this ad. The “Shot on iPhone 6s” billboard above can currently be seen in San

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11 Sep 2015

Why You Should Not Buy an iPhone 6s

There is a new iPhone out, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September regardless of whether they came up with anything cool or new since last September. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 6s just because there

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20 Apr 2015

A Guide to Alternative Communities Started in San Francisco

Some people run away to join the circus. Others run away to San Francisco. Those of us who live here know it’s actually the same thing.

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29 Oct 2014

More Funny Translations of Tech News

Just because you get the news about all the wonderful things happening in technology, doesn’t mean you know what the fuck it means. Luckily, we break it down for you, in a hilarious manner, so your friends think you’re smart and know stuff. The Internet is in an ongoing uproar

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12 Sep 2014

Apple Stops ‘Thinking Different’ and Starts ‘Thinking Bigger’ with iPhone 6

“Bigger than bigger” is Apple’s new iPhone 6 slogan. One can almost hear a bro-programmer say “That’s like…BIGGER SQUARED!  BIGGER to the fourth power…BRO!” But when calmer heads prevail we see a play on words, ie “bigger” in terms of literal size “my Hummer is bigger than your Prius” and then there’s conceptually “bigger”

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11 Sep 2014

Why You Should NOT Buy an iPhone 6

There is a new iPhone out, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September regardless…

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13 Sep 2013

Why Are You Paying for a New iPhone?

  Really? After everything that went wrong with your last iPhone, you are seriously thinking about wasting money on another iPhone? “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results,” said Einstein. “But the new iPhone will have this, that and the other thing!” Okay, Toby.

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21 Apr 2011

Broke-Ass of the Week – Travel Writer Keith Savage

Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude.  Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not. Wanna be a Broke-Ass of the Week?  Holler at us here and we’ll send you the questionnaire. When Traveling Savage‘s Keith Savage

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