Self Care

How to Keep Smokey Air Out of Your House, Car & Lungs
If you want to know how the air quality is where your are, up to the hour, visit current air quality index for the Bay Area. Measuring the air quality in the Bay is literally what they do all day: Monday, 8am conditions: If you live near the coast, the

Need to Evacuate Your Livestock? The Cow Palace Has You Covered.
The Cow Palace has been the site of an unfathomable variety of events. Concerts for The Rolling Stones, Nirvana, and Elvis? Check! The Great Dickens Christmas Fair? Check! Roller Derby, Heavyweight Boxing Championships, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? Check, check, check! The original intention behind building the Cow Palace

Things I Wish I’d Known Before Evacuating My Home
I was in bed, sick and trying to recover, ignoring the weird barbecue smell wafting in from nearby and writing in my journal about how a confluence of events – including meditating like a motherfucker for six months straight – had culminated in this serene and calm harmony, an inner peace where nothing could ruffle my feathers. Then, my roommate Jen walked in.

The Best Bay Area Fire Trackers & Maps
The Bay Area is surrounded by forests, once you leave the cities in any direction other than west, you will run into forest areas, and those forests are currently on fire. The closest forest fire is in Point Reyes, but there are 4 major zones to keep an eye on.

Broke-Ass Stuart is in Serious Trouble
We had a meeting on Friday to look over the Broke-Ass Stuart financials to see how bad they are. And WOW. They aren’t just bad, they are TERRIBLE. That’s why we’re writing to ask you to please join the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon at $6 or above. An Inside Look at

The Second Year in San Francisco
I did not fall in love with San Francisco instantly. It never asked me to. It did not make me feel like my presence necessitated justification.

How to Fix San Francisco’s Poop Problem
This originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column for the San Francisco Examiner. When people think of San Francisco, they conjure up images of beautiful Victorians, steep hills, dense fog, billion dollar tech companies, progressive politics, and human poop on the street. Yes, our glorious city is recognized the world

Win a Subscription to the Mask of the Week Club!
We’re giving away a free subscription to the Mask of the Week Club by Fresh Masks! This is normally $100 but one lucky winner will get it for free! Join the Mask of the Week Club and you will get one locally made Fresh Mask mailed to your doorstep each