San Francisco Satire Lives in North Beach…And Wears a Funny Hat
The last time I saw Beach Blanket Babylon was nearly 10 years ago. I had just moved back to the U.S and I was staying in an S.R.O motel above a strip club in North Beach. Each night I would fall asleep to the soothing melodies of Lil Jon & Ludacris coming up through the floor boards from bellow
How to Survive a San Francisco Break-Up
Well, most things in San Francisco are a little strange, and ending a relationship in this town is no different. From not being able to move out for a few months due to the expensiveness of this city to knowing that the only way you won’t run into your ex is if she moves out of town, breakups in SF might be a special breed. What follows is a little guide to surviving a San Francisco breakup. That is, of course, after you figure out who gets which tutu from the costume box.
Living in San Francisco Means…
This piece was the first thing I did that ever went viral. I originally wrote it for The Bold Italic. SF has changed a lot since I first put this out. Illustrations by the incredible Wendy MacNaughton, Design by the brilliant Wes Mitchell. This originally appeared in May, 2011 LIVING IN SAN
Local Legend of the Week: Burning Man Founder & Host to The SF Cacophony Society, P Segal
We here at BrokeAssStuart.com like to show love to the people who make cities like San Francisco and New York special. That’s why we’ve begun doing a new series called Local Legend of the Week. This is our chance to hip you to some of the strange, brilliant, and unique folks
What’s Good this April in SF
Here are the dope Events going down in SF this May PRESENTED BY EVENTBRITE <video link here> It’s May in San Francisco and you know what that means, put on a weird costume and join the party! Thursday 5/4 Star Wars May the 4th Be With You This May the
50% off New Glasses + Free Shipping!
We wrote about the 6 rad reasons why shopping for glasses on GlassesUSA.com will change the way you buy glasses forever. You can read about that here. But here's the important part: YOU GET 50% OFF + free shipping on your first pair of frames. Click to find out more!
FREE Sidewalk Ritual Book Release Party, a reading by Stuart and FREE Sidewalk Ritual IPA!
If you like books about self-discovery in SF, want to try the special edition Sidewalk Ritual IPA my friend Aaron Bryan at Artisan Brewing made, and want to hear Stuart read his story about finding love on the Muni, you should come. Register at Eventbrite or on Facebook. A year
ELECTION DAY IS TODAY, TUESDAY, NOV. 8! The 1st Ever Broke-Ass Voter Guide!! Get Out There And Vote Godammit!
Check out our very first Broke-Ass Voter Guide!!!
How to Meet People at Bars
Are you new in town? Or are you just tired of hanging out with the same old bunch of losers and are looking to meet some new people? The natural place for most of us to find ourselves surrounded by others are in local watering holes. There can be both
