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Let’s Hang Out: Drinks at the Bushwick Country Club Thursday Night
Greetings to all you lovely people out there in Broke-Ass-Land (how shitty of a theme park would that be?). I just wanted to extend an invitation to all of you who are in or near New York. I’ll be in town this week for a few days and I

FREE Beer, Wine and the Demise of Print Media at Fort Mason
I’m sitting here in Paul’s flat in Greenpoint, Brooklyn and I’m cripplingly exhausted. I took a red eye last night from San Francisco and I almost never sleep on planes. Last night was no exception. I spent part of the flight watching Quantum of Solace and the other part observing

Wonderful Wednesday: Blue Owl and Dorkbot
Hallelujah, it has stopped raining, for now. I was out in the LES last night with Stuart and Anna and the weather dampened the Drinko de Cinco spirits. Bars were pretty barren, like Ukranian women who lived near Chernobyl. But, on my walk home in the pouring rain there was

“How Much Is that Laser Removal, Again?”
By now everyone, living or dead, knows about our girl Kari the “Hipster Grifter” who parlayed the urban white males offensive fetishization of Asian women into big, big money. When the folks at Vice magazine met her they fell hard for that edgy haircut, childlike eyes and of course the

Unlimited Margaritas = a free cab for your broke ass — LUXOR PICKS UP THE FARE!
If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off.

Cinco de Mayo vs. FREE Meditation Therapy
If you actually follow the website and do some things we write about, today should give a clear impression on the trajectory of your life. Don’t worry, our analytic software can’t read your decision. We’re working on it, but just can’t seem to get the the cd out of its
2 Spring Bars: Boxcar Lounge and Harefield Road
As we wait with anticipation for the seemingly never-ending rain to stop, and reminisce about the 80 degree weather, here are a couple of bars to keep in mind for when things get back to normal. I didn’t mention Union pool because I’m pretty sure everyone knows about that amazing