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The Ballad of Willy Smith
You’re sick in bed with a cold and you feel really shitty. You’ve just eaten a bowl of chicken noodle soup, chugged some OJ and swallowed a couple of Tylenol and you still don’t feel better. The only thing left to do is tune in to the one television program

Broke-Ass of the Week: Miss Heather from New York Shitty
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.

10 Tracks By Which To Have An NYC Moment
Do you ever catch yourself for a moment, when you’re at a bar or restaurant, walking down a particular street, or maybe at a loft party or something– some song comes on, and suddenly you feel like you’re in some sort of movie about New York? Well, maybe you will

FREE Ticket Giveaway to Saturday’s IndieMart After Party Concert!
This Saturday, December 5th marks the Feast of Saint Nicholas (aka Little Christmas) for a lot of Western Christendom. Ostensibly this means that when you wake up on Saturday morning, the giftish Turkish bishop may have left you a little treat in your shoe, which could mean a toe covered

The Long String Instrument (And Tons of Other FREE Events This Weekend)
I wrote yesterday about another Friday night event , but luckily the timing works out so you can go to both. Head to the East Bay and make a night of it! A couple weeks ago I posted about all the ins and outs of the Berkeley Art Museum and

Dozens Enter Panic After Tooth Bandit Strikes
Officials have released a police sketch this week of the man known as The Tooth Bandit who allegedly terrorized Elena Aronson by stealing her two front teeth. The suspect was said to have made several comments to the woman while riding the MUNI referencing her teeth and saying “I want them.”

Humpday Videos: Hooray for Earth “Surrounded by Your Friends”
We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video