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Saint Stupid’s Day Parade Today
Through the Intercession of Imbeciles I Love A Parade was a song written explicitly with San Francisco in mind, and few are as adept at embracing the city of yore, kinda today and maybe tomorrow than the St. Stupid’s Day Parade. Stupidity licks at our heels these days as often

The Idiocy of Drew Barrymore
It’s possible that lately, Drew Barrymore has been saying really obnoxious and “controversial” things to promote her production company’s projects. But more than likely, she’s just a complete moron who, in true moron style, takes herself way seriously. I guess what irks me the most about her soundbites is that

The Butterfly Conservatory at the Museum of Natural History
As you may have noticed the weather is fickle. If we are lucky, soon Mother Nature will realize it is time for the onset of spring. Until the weather is more consistent in the real world, transport yourself to a happy, warm place temporarily. A place with lush vegetation’a place

NYC Couple Vies for Ultimate Wedding – And They Need Your Vote NOW!
Though the title of this post is in third-person, I cannot tell a lie: That’s me and my fiance right up there, and we need your help. Ya see, about six weeks ago – the day we got engaged, in fact – we entered this little contest. We thought it

Camp for FREE on Uncle Sam’s Property
This and more can be found in my book Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply. Paying rent can be super expensive, so I figure, if sleeping out in the wilderness was good enough for your ancestors, then it’s good enough for you. Get yourself a tent and some camping gear

More Craft for Your Cash: $5 Etsy/MoCFA event!
Oh, hi there Etsy! What are you up to on Thursday? What’s that? You’re having a Craft Event at the Museum of Craft and Folk Art in San Francisco? Stellar! It’s free for students and a measly $5 for non-students? There’s live music and free* beer? Hooray! Etsy (aka the

No, You Quizz Off: Trivia Night at Pete’s Candy Store
I am perfectly aware that Pat Sajak can out charisma Alex Trebek by simply batting his eyes or trimming a hang nail, but I will always prefer Jeopardy to Wheel of Fortune. I have many reasons: Jeopardy attracts fewer over-zealous clappers and never feels like a prolonged IHOP, Centrum Silver