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$1 Slices at 2 Bros Pizza
I love buying things for $1. There is no change, no counting bills. At the corner store it doesn’t matter if there is a line or the clerk is on the phone or making a sandwich, I just make eye-contact, show the bag of chips and throw the bill on

Take My Ex-Boyfriends, Please
I know it seems like a no-brainer to stop talking to/seeing/fucking your ex. But, you know how it is….sometimes it just kinda takes a long time for you or them to fully let go. And sometimes, it’s completely impossible to talk your friends out of something that they can’t help
Guerrilla Subway Etiquette
There are few New York institutions that are more well known and frequently used than the subway. The best thing about the subway is that it will always get you home, no matter what time it is or how drunk you are. But a lot of people seem to forget

Help Little City Gardens Today!!!
I have always encouraged you to plant yourself a garden, get seasonal starters at plant exchanges, learn how to grow your own food, visit the Bay Area’s botanical gardens, and volunteer at local urban farms. Well, if you’re a bit lazy like me, then you’ve probably only planned to do

Free Einstein’s Bagel: You Know You Are Eating One Anyway
I don’t know about the apple, but NYC is home of the bagel. How did that happen? What is our obsession? The answer is we like it because the bagel is fulfilling, dependable, versatile, and a part of our culture. Here’s a short history of the bagel. The bagel originated

Types of Kids I Wouldn’t Be Ashamed To Call My Offspring
In general, I’m of the opinion that most children are bratty, snot-nosed runts that are good for nothing until they hit age 18, but recently my good friend got knocked up and I got to thinking that maybe I wouldn’t be so adverse to the idea of having a little

Night Despair
After my last post where I discovered that I am old, I went into a deep dark depression. With the realization of ones mortality comes some potentially devastating self-discovery. During one particularly bad night of drama I coined a phrase: ‘œNight Despair.’ While in my last, bout I began to