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McDonald’s Gilroy Garlic Fries are “Farm to Fork.”
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE. HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM You don’t have to visit AT&T park anymore if you want garlic fries. McDonald’s released their garlic fries onto four locations last year, all of which were in San Jose or Santa Clara. McDonald’s has
A Huge List of Things To Do If Your Friends Are At Burning Man
Burning Man is going on and you’re not going. But don’t trip! Turns out nightclubs are still having club nights, stores are open regular hours and tons of wack events are scheduled in the Bay Area from August 28 – September 5. The Broke-Ass Borg has your itinerary covered
Cocks Not Glocks: University of Texas Students Protest With Dildos
Yeah, you read that title right. Dildos. University of Texas students took to campus on the first day of classes carrying dildos. Lots of big ol’ fat dildos – in protest of a conceal and carry law that allows guns on campus. Students against guns on campus organised one hella
Elbo Room’s Closing Date Finally Announced
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! While we’ve all known for a few years now that the Elbo Room will be closing sometime soonish, word came down officially that the lease expires January 1st, 2018 and shortly afterwards
Comedian Stroy Moyd Turns Uber Rideshare into a Dating Game Show
Hilarious local comic Stroy Moyd has turned his day job as an Uber Driver into a fly-by-the-seat of your pants dating gameshow. The pilot video is the perfect combination of awkward & funny, it even has a pretty shocking ending. It’s like if Cash Cab & Singled Out f*cked and
2016: A Stanley Kubrick Odyssey: Legendary Filmmaker’s Work On Display at CJM
Stanley Kubrick: The Exhibition, currently on display at Contemporary Jewish Museum through Oct 30th, underscores the late filmmaker’s brilliance. As you peruse this comprehensive tribute to the legendary auteur’s life and career, you might find yourself drawn into a small, self-contained room. Inside, scenes from the director’s groundbreaking and still
Woman Single Handedly Repels Leslie Jones’ Trolls on Twitter
It was only a month ago that Milo Yiannopoulos released his flying monkeys onto Leslie Jones for simply being a middle-aged black woman, I’d throw successful in there too. Jones temporarily left Twitter, Milo was eventually 86’d from Twitter. In the most recent attack on comedian Leslie Jones, the Drudge Report