Yes yes, we all love the internet for many reasons: porn, myspace, porn, google maps, porn, porn…the list is endless really.  But just the other day I got good news from the old internet.  A recent article published in Time Magazine, which I saw on CNN.com, detailed a new

I’m not sure if you figured this out by now but…I’m poor.  Sorry to break it to you.  I know you thought that it was all a lie and that I’m secretly some rich guy up in a mountaintop villa with a personal chef, hot half-naked french maids, and that

  Way back when Broke-Ass Stuart SF was just a 33 page zine, I sold a copy to a guy named Ken.  Shortly afterwards he tried to hit as many bars from the zine as possible in a single night.  When he regained consciousness from his black-out he had a revelation:

I google myself every once in awhile.  I do it partially because I’m extremely vain and I get a warm fuzzy feeling when I continually see my name over and over again on a computer screen.  I also do it to see if I got any new blog hits or

Having a craving for something sweet but don’t feel like eating another god-damn Kit-Kat Bar?  Peep these gems.  One’s got free samples and the other sells gourmet doughnuts…seriously.    San Francisco:  Z.Cioccolato: 474 Columbus @ Green CANDY!!!!  If you feel like giving a subtle fuck you to your dentist, drop

Well not really.  But I was looking today at all the countries from which I’ve gotten hits on my website, and I was totally blown away by all the random places where people have visited my site from.  Canada, Australia and the UK make sense; I’ve got a decent amount of friends

I’d just like to officially be the last person to wish you Happy New Year.  Did you have fun?  What did you do?  I went to some strange loft party in Bushwick, Brooklyn where they made a giant cardboard castle (not as cool as it sounds) and the DJ was

I bet you get a little tired of my random rants  and wanna know about where to get some free food right?  I mean that’s one of the reason you come here isn’t it?  Ok well I’ve got something for my folks in both SF and NY. San Francisco: Maya: 303