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5 Greatest Views of San Francisco
The best views of San Francisco to bike to…we borrowed electric bikes to get up the hills…yes it’s cheating…no we’re not ashamed

This Week’s Events | San Francisco + New York
Rad Upcoming SF Events Jo Kreiter: Needles to Thread THU. 10/01 | 8:00PM @ YERBA BUENA CENTER FOR THE ARTS Choreographer and aerial site-artist Jo Kreiter presents an off the ground dance production suspended between buildings in a Tenderloin alley. ADMISSION: FREE Hardly Strictly Bluegrass 2015 FRI. 10/02 – SUN.

Untranslateable Words San Francisco Needs
If you’ve ever spoken multiple languages, you know that there are some words that just don’t translate from one language to another. If you do only speak English, I’d urge you to consider how to begin explaining “on fleek” to a Dutchman or what a “Kardashian” is to a Bosnian

Worst Public Transit Stories in San Francisco
Bus driver: “you can’t bring a live animal on here.”
Old Chinese woman: *breaks chicken’s neck, defiantly continues to board bus*
Bus driver: *stunned*
Punch Line Assumes Mission Position For 1 Day Only
You heard right, San Francisco’s indelible Punch Line Comedy Club is opening it’s doors and receiving a load of degenerate albeit hilarious comics from The Mission Position on October 6th. Helping to lead the charge is comedian Jessica Sele, along with Matt Lieb, Torio Van Grol and several other funny people. Sele has the type of strange and comical mind

All Over Coffee By Paul Madonna
The Eviction Series
Chapter 5
“It’s so cold,” the blond, pear-shaped girl said. She was dressed in a black tank top and yoga pants stretched so tight I could see through to her panties—white, patterned with little red skulls.

30 Days Micro-Dosing with LSD
“Now I understand why all the flower children from the ’60s eventually sold out, bought houses and watch Fox News.” That’s a snippet from my journal entry on day ten of my experiment. The experiment in question is micro dosing with LSD—that is, ingesting a tiny dose of lysergic acid diethylamide every

San Francisco Satire Lives in North Beach…And Wears a Funny Hat
The last time I saw Beach Blanket Babylon was nearly 10 years ago. I had just moved back to the U.S and I was staying in an S.R.O motel above a strip club in North Beach. Each night I would fall asleep to the soothing melodies of Lil Jon & Ludacris coming up through the floor boards from bellow