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02 Dec 2020

Monolith Mystery Solved: It Was Four Dudes, Not Aliens

Two mysterious monoliths have appeared in remote areas these last couple weeks, one in Utah and the other in Romania, prompting worldwide speculation that it was definitely aliens who did this. The Broke-Ass Investigative Monolith Team does not have an office in Romania, but after the sudden disappearance of the

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01 Dec 2020

SF Considers Tighter COVID-19 Restrictions, California Flirts With Lockdown

Gov. Gavin Newsom Monday announced that the state could be headed toward another shelter-in-place order. The news comes as 99 percent of California’s population is already subject to the state’s most restrictive purple tier in the COVID-19 Blueprint for a Safer Economy. That means that more than 39 million California

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01 Dec 2020

In Rare Show of Spine, Barr Says DOJ Can’t Find Fraud to Overturn Election

If you only pay attention to the current president’s Twitter account and Donald Trump-approved “media” outlets, you might think the election was fraught with fraud and nefarious underpinnings, and you’d think Trump may still have a shot at reclaiming his White House throne. Thankfully, we get our information elsewhere.  In

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01 Dec 2020

Former SCU Employee Accused of Constructing Room with Mattress and Sex Toys on Campus, Possessing Child Porn

Santa Clara police issued a disturbing press release Monday evening involving child pornography and a “makeshift room” with a mattress in the basement of Santa Clara University. San Jose resident and former university maintenance worker Jason Cameron Brown, 49, became the subject of investigation in October after the basement room

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30 Nov 2020

San Francisco’s New COVID Cases by Neighborhood

The new COVID infection rate in San Francisco is at it’s highest level ever. We are now averaging 137 new confirmed cases a day in our city.

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28 Nov 2020

San Francisco 10pm Curfew Announced

This should not come as a big surprise to anyone, but San Francisco now joins most of the rest of California in the curfew club. Starting on Monday, November 30th, San Franciscans who aren’t providing an essential service will have to stay in their homes from 10pm to 5am. This

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25 Nov 2020

SF Poop Complaints Drop 25% During Pandemic

People are always dumping on San Francisco for it’s poop problem, but the city has done a solid job of wiping it out during shelter-in-place. In a review of 311 complaint data going back to April 1, NBC Bay Area found poop complaints have plummeted nearly 25%.  1) How is

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25 Nov 2020

Macy’s Puppies and Kittens Holiday Windows Are Back In An Online Stream

The adoptable and adorable kittens and puppies of the annual SF SPCA Macy’s Holiday Windows are not in the Macy’s windows in this cursed COVID-19 year. But those cute little critters are being shown in those windows. There’s a Holiday Windows puppies and kittens livestream, plus other furry footage on

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