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08 Jul 2024

Richmond Church Volunteer & Alleged Child R*pist Not A Drag Queen

Richmond Police arrested 37-year-old Miguel Angel Villalobos for *allegedly sexually assaulting a minor. A number of additional victims may go on record, according to investigators. The predator *allegedly sourced his victims from the multiple Bay Area churches where he worked, including Queen of All Saints Church in Concord and Saint

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03 Jul 2024

World’s Best Pilsner Celebrates Its 20th Year in Berkeley

There’s welcome news for beer lovers in the Bay Area, the Trumer ‘Brauerei’ on Fourth Street in Berkeley is celebrating its 20th anniversary and its newly renovated taproom is set to pour the freshest (and most awarded) craft pilsner in the world, along with a special edition 20th Anniversary Lager,

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02 Jul 2024

Who Lost The Presidential Debate? America.

Written by Ian Firstenberg Thursday’s debate felt good and instilled a lot of confidence in the future of America… Just Kidding Luckily, I’ve never had a terminal disease. That said, watching the debate felt like I was dying. Trump and Biden spent the majority of the time bickering over pedantic

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18 Jun 2024

Willie Mays “The Say Hey Kid” Passes Away At 93

It’s one of those where were you when, kind of evenings. I was at home watching the Giants take on the Cubs at Wrigley Field in Chicago when Jon Miller broke the news at 5:56 pm live on the air that the “Say Hey Kid” Willie Mays had passed away

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11 Jun 2024

Donald Trump Visited Pacific Heights To Beg Big Tech For Money

Do you ever feel like we’re living in Hell? Do you ever get that certain sensation that accompanies the consumption of news that makes you feel like you’re perpetually burning alive? Maybe it’s just me, but this is one of those stories. Donald Trump, the orange man with the spray

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04 Jun 2024

Why Juggalos Are San Francisco’s Last Hope

San Francisco foolishly entrusted their future with Skrillex, and he FAILED. I’m kidding, the Skrillex show went fine. I’ve been trolling his fans all week. I don’t think Skrillex will save the city. But fret not, San Francisco. The ‘doom loop’ won’t last forever, and I know exactly how to

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30 May 2024

Guess Which SF Institution is NOT Shutting Down!

Too many of our favorite Bay Area institutions have closed down in recent years. The good news is that BrokeAssStuart.com plans on always being here for you. But we need your help to do so. Most people don’t realize that it costs over $10,000 a month to run Broke-Ass Stuart.

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23 May 2024

San Francisco Symphony In Trouble on a Major Scale

With it’s new conductor resigning, and the mass cancellation of programming, the musicians are standing up to fight and save our symphony.

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