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The Weirdest & Funniest Insults from Western Europe
As the bard once said, everybody knows the first words you will learn in a foreign language are the bad ones. No, not ‘hello’, nor ‘goodbye’, nor ‘red’, nor ‘where is the bathroom?’. You are going to learn cuss words and colloquialisms for pee, poop, vagina, penis, prostitute, anus, and female

The Local & State Election Results You Missed
If you are anything like me, you woke of this morning feeling like you got repeatedly sucker punched while witnessing the apocalypse last night. I couldn’t take my eyes off the sea of red on the electoral maps, but this morning there are other results from the four page ballot

White Voters Elect Trump, GOP Retains Congress, and the Stock Market Plummets
The rural north had record voter turnout as did white evangelical voters. Take Wisconsin for example. You can see that the counties in urban areas near major universities or Canadian borders voted for Hillary Clinton as expected, but outside the city and university centers they voted for Trump.

Election 2016: What Really Happened
My heart sank when I woke up today and looked at my phone. I cried softly in my bed when I looked at the results of the election. Not the Presidential election. The House and Senate. I got on Facebook dreading what my feed was going to look like. The

All The Election Night Parties In San Francisco
All the Places to Celebrate (or Commiserate) on Election Day in San Francisco. Follow the results, meet your favorite local candidate, and most importantly, have a drink.

Alternative Thanksgiving Recipes
If you are ready to bring a little sugar and spice to this year’s Thanksgiving dinner, here are some not so normal Thanksgiving foods to try.

2016 BROKE-ASS STUART VOTER GUIDE
November greetings, dear broke-asses. The November 8th General Election is tomorrow! Here are all the answers to the test!

Taking a Time Machine to 1920’s San Francisco
On the edges of Chinatown and North Beach there’s a basement gin joint that takes a secret pass code to enter. Once past the fake door of the sham clock repair shop, you find yourself inside a gambling den and cabaret that’s been filled to the brim with bathtub hooch. Outside, Prohibition has cleaned the streets but you’re a member of the 1930s social elite — low on morals and high on strong cocktails.