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16 Feb 2017

I Need Your Help

It seems every time we get big corporate sponsor for the site, readers get upset about it. And I get it, if it was up to me, I would never run an ad again. I don’t love having to do it. But for me to not have ads, it’s gonna

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16 Feb 2017

Steve Bannon’s To-do-list Found in Piggly Wiggly Parking Lot

A to-do-list of Senior Counselor to the President Stephen ‘Steve” Bannon was reportedly found in a parking lot outside of a Virginia Beach Piggly Wiggly on Tuesday afternoon.  The White House has not commented on the authenticity of list but local sources inside the parking lot are almost positive they saw

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16 Feb 2017

Deconstructing Donald Trump’s Wall

By: Zoë Bernard Donald Trump’s wall is being designed right now. The President smugly promised this last week from a podium in Washington, further solidifying the surreal realities of a new era in American consciousness. Of course, we’ve become all too uncomfortably familiar with Donald Trump’s wall and the unending litany

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15 Feb 2017

Money Coaching with Capital One is Pretty Awesome

If you remember last week I told you all about the new money coaching that’s going on at the Capital One Cafés. The point of these sessions is to “connect your values to your money, get your money under control, plan a path for your future financial goals, and the confidence to make it happen.” This is something I totally need and I’m sure many of you do too.

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15 Feb 2017

The Most Unique Noodle Shop in San Francisco

It’s different. Flavors and styles from multiple traditions, ‘Noodle Me’ is letting customers experiment with combinations. You want thick ramen noodles in your pho? Or maybe gluten-free rice noodles in your vegan sesame miso soup? Maybe…

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14 Feb 2017

Stuck inside? Trim Your Bush!

Breaking news! It’s been raining, kind of a lot, and with no indication of it ceasing anytime soon. In these moist times we live in, why not stay inside and give the ol’ bush some attention. What possibly better rainy day activity is there besides hunkering down and pruning the

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14 Feb 2017

The Best Ways to Poison Your Ex-Lover

This isn’t an easy task, because the moment you Google “poison”, you’ll just get some wiki post about the American rock band or Bel Biv Devoe’s hit song from 1990. So, I’m here to tell you exactly how to get the job done right…with a bit of style.

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13 Feb 2017

Burger King is Getting Naughty for V-Day with an Adult Meal

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Oh Burger King, purveyor of fast food and bathrooms where people get busy in. You’ve provided many a road trip meal as well as a place to shit once that meal gave the consumer diarrhea.

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