Comedy

The 12 Craziest Things You’ll Find at Foods Co.
Please note: This piece is not meant to make fun of the people who shop here. It’s to humorously draw attention to the unhealthy and ridiculous ways poor people are marketed to. Incredibly strange grocery outlet Foods Co has existed here more than 10 years, offering broke-ass-friendly prices on an

Check out The Bitchy Waiter’s New Book and Enter to Win a Copy!
Millions of people have waited tables at some point in their lives. And many remain haunted by nightmare scenarios where they are the sole server in a restaurant packed with complaining customer. For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa has your back. Since 2008

Reporting Live From 4/20-Fest…on 4/21 at like 10AM or Something
“What a magical day of splendor in the grass, glory in the flower, we will watch people do ‘dollar daps’, and celebrate stoner power.” Brokeassstuart.com reporting live from Hippie Hill at 4/20 Fest in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park on April 21st at 10 something in the morning. We inched along through a steady

Broke-Ass Stuart Narrowly Misses Pulitzer for ‘Poop Video’
The 100th annual Pulitzer Prizes were handed out on Monday, bringing honors to the AP for a series that freed thousands of slaves, a Washington Post database that tracked deadly police shootings in the U.S., and a hip-hop themed Broadway musical about Alexander Hamilton. But many were shocked to learn
Which Golden State Warriors Have The Biggest D*cks? An Analysis
As the Warriors complete the greatest season ever in NBA history (73-9), one’s curiosity inevitably turns to which member of the Golden State Warriors squad has the biggest dick. We bust out the tape measure and size up the Warriors accordingly in the analysis below.

How to Catch and Eat a Pigeon
You might have read Hemingway’s quote: “There is no hunting like the hunting of man.” Well, I respectfully disagree. You may have pursued fascists over the Pyrenees, but you haven’t really hunted until you’ve tracked the urban squab, as it soars through its concrete jungle. Pigeons: they are the ultimate adversary. Pigeons aren’t

We’ve got the hookup on your tickets to see Brian Posehn @ Cobb’s Comedy Club!
Comedian/actor/writer Brian Posehn always has a full plate in front of him. He is constantly touring as a stand-up comedian in the best comedy clubs and rock venues in the country. 2013 marked the release of his first hour long special, The Fartist, through Netflix. He has a popular