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‘Kinky Salon’ Brings Adult Play Party to New York TONIGHT!
It’s gonna get freaky at a Freaky Friday sexy play party in Crown Heights tonight! Kinky Salon, the acclaimed counterculture sex party recently featured in The Atlantic and in Dan Savage’s ‘Savage Love’ column, takes New York tonight with a spooky-sexy theme party called The Bewitching. Costumes will be mandatory, you’ll

The Cotopaxi Questival: An Amazing 24 Hour Adventure Race Across The Bay Area!
This post is sponsored by the fine people at Cotopaxi. If you’re interested in sponsoring a post on the site drop us a line at info@BrokeAssStuart.com. Getting a little tired of doing the same old crap all the time? Get out and do something unique this October. On October 24th

The Community Music Center: A Hidden Gem with Sliding Scale Music Classes
Full Disclosure: I let the folks at CMC write this one up because I really believe in what they do and I’m too slammed to write this up myself. Just when you thought everything in SF was changing (read: getting more expensive), there is a music school based in the

How to Pick Up Sailors at Fleet Week
Some of you hate Fleet Week with a passion. But others of you will passionately seek out “the D” at Fleet Week SF (Oct. 3-10 in 2016), our annual celebration of loud planes, terrified housepets and attractive, buff sailors who claim to be unmarried. This article is for those of

How Not to be Racist This Halloween
Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year and things are going to get crazy! What are you dressing up as? I’m going in a sexy and slutty costume yet to be determined. Subway had a recent commercial that people are getting all butt-hurt about and calling sexist. The girl talks about eating healthy to essentially

Awesome Unexpected Things for Locals on Fisherman’s Wharf
Forbes Island is perfectly quirky and completely San Francisco Fisherman’s Wharf. You just cringed a little bit when you saw those words didn’t you? You thought of lollygagging tourists, and obnoxious street performers, and ridiculous multinational chains didn’t you? That’s fair, it’s to be expected actually, because Fisherman’s Wharf has

Funny Translations of Tech News
Just because you get the news about all the wonderful things happening in technology, doesn’t mean you know what the fuck it means. Luckily, we break it down for you, in a hilarious manner, so your friends think you’re smart and know stuff. The Tech News: Tim Ferriss has received

Local Legend of The Week: Artist Jeremy Fish
Jeremy in front of his art. Photo courtesy of writer/photographer Illyana Maisonet Jeremy Fish is an internationally known artist, North Beach resident, and may be appearing in Tim Burton’s next film ‘Big Eyes’ starring Amy Adams. We met at Café Trieste in North Beach, where a constant flow of neighbors, friends, and eccentrics stop