Because life’s more fun when you have to be creative AND wait to the last minute. Another corporate holiday is slowly upon us, ladies and gentlemen, and if you’d like to opt out of those prix-fixe meals and simply skip to the wine or champagne before sex (which, let’s be

*I’m talking to myself, too. Aloha, ladies and gentlemen. It’s been a while, I know, omg whatever, but I’m still in LA and it’s almost been a whole year – a thought that has this kind of effect on me where I’m like “Trippy, man” but also “Not-so-trippy, man” because everything

Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.

Hooray for orgasms! Honestly, the world would be a much better place if everyone got off more. This is why I love Good Vibrations! They are all about helping you get to that oh so special place, while being hella sex positive, friendly, and informative. Basically what I’m saying is

Ahhhh…It feels really good to finally have kicked those New Year’s Resolutions to the curb doesn’t it? I’m really glad we were able to help you do that. I mean, I feel like we really shared something, hell maybe we did. The end of the night is a little hazy.

A little while ago a friend of mine, the porn star Lexi Love, told me about a game she was helping with called Uncle Don’s Exotic Interludes. I said, “Rad! Can we give away a couple?” And she said “yes!” So that’s exactly what I’m doing. Here’s a little about

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