Shopping, Style and Beauty

Meet Alicia Jay: The World’s Tallest Virgin.
This post is brought to you by the fine folks at Mode. Wanna sponsor some content? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com At 6’6 Alicia Jay is a very tall woman. Considering that she’s waiting till she gets married to have sex, she’s also most likely the world’s tallest virgin. Despite getting made fun of

Fashion Trends By SF Neighborhood
We scoured every hip district in San Francisco to report on the most prominent fashion trends. Fashion is a moving, breathing thing in San Francisco, a city forever evolving with the times. Its artists, musicians and even politicians have always expressed themselves proudly no matter how risqué or counter culture it may

Safeway Monopoly: Does Anyone Actually Win? An Analysis.
These Safeway Monopoly cards are the Glengarry leads. To you, they’re gold. But does anyone ever win so much as a 99-cent box of macaroni & cheese playing Safeway Monopoly? I’ve seen a lot of card-collecting and not much winning in the years that this highly complicated grocery store game

10 Times Ted Cruz Looked Like He Just Sharted
Ted Cruz is a perfect example of what’s wrong with America. Why is Ted Cruz awful? Well here are some reasons, and here are some reasons, and here are some more reasons. It appears he’s always been awful though since his college roommate still hates him. The one thing I

Audible Now Making All Road Trips 112% Better
This post is made possible by the fine people at Audible. Wanna sponsor a post? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com Whenever we went on family road trips when I was growing up we always listened to audiobooks. Besides the fact that they were engaging and made the driving go by faster, they

The Gay Agenda: A New Daily Calendar Celebrating LGBTQ Heroes
Guest post by Kaspar K The Gay Agenda, is satire with a heart. Poking fun at the right-wing propaganda that says the gays are destroying the country was definitely part of the motivation, but as the content started to take shape, we realized this little project could in fact help

Everyone Gets to Have One of These New Prince Shirts
Wanna stay up on all the free shirts we give out? Make sure to follow on instagram! It’s been a hard year so far. David Bowie, Phife, Lemmy, and now Prince. And boy…did this last one hurt a lot. If you’ve noticed, we like to give out free shirts. We
What The Fuck Is Farm To Table?
“Farm to Table” is the latest trend amongst the foodies and the environmentally friendly these days. Not only can you help reduce carbon foot prints, you can cook up farm fresh veggies and place them right on your table. Get it? With everyone so health concious about GMOs, additives, pesticides