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22 Oct 2012

People You’ll Meet While Online Dating

Disclaimer:  I do not currently have an online dating profile. Once you read this, you may not either.  Although I recently did some online dating research and have some awkward experiences from the past, I have enough social networks to vet through than have yet another way for people to

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19 Oct 2012

FREE beer tonight at the Dr. Martens Shop on Haight!

Come out for fashion and FREE beer tonight, Friday, October 19th the Dr. Martens  store on Haight Street. They are celebrating the recent (and fabulous) collaboration with Pendleton. The collaboration brings together these two heritage brands for the 20112 Autumn Winter season. The result is a rad southwestern pattern on your old

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19 Oct 2012

The Homeless Comedian

I’ve been doing stand up comedy for about a year now. Plus or minus a few months due to time abroad. But I was totally still writing that entire time and being hilarious, in general. During my time in the New York that was before, as in pre-March, I had

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19 Oct 2012

Throw A Broke-Ass Halloween Party

The Spookiest Time of the Year is upon us! Do you know what you’re going to be for Halloween yet? I’m having a hard time deciding between Sexy Office Worker and Sexy Blogger. In other words, I’m not dressing up as anything. What does this look like, the third grade?

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19 Oct 2012

The Essential Weekend CMJ FREE Party List: Criterion Selection

If you’re not going to these parties, you might as well board the next slow bus to Cincinnati. I don’t care how infuriatingly sexy all of it is going to be. I don’t care how insecure all the insouciance is going to make you feel. Did I mention that it’s

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18 Oct 2012

Merlot That’s Cheap And Not Vomit-Flavored

The other day I was thinking about a wine question that my dear friend, Ilene, emailed me a few years ago. I tried to dig it up out of the Gmail abyss so I could share it in raw form, but all I came up with was a copy of

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18 Oct 2012

FREE Sidewalk Ritual Book Release Party, a reading by Stuart and FREE Sidewalk Ritual IPA!

If you like books about self-discovery in SF, want to try the special edition Sidewalk Ritual IPA my friend Aaron Bryan at Artisan Brewing made, and want to hear Stuart read his story about finding love on the Muni, you should come. Register at Eventbrite or on Facebook. A year

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17 Oct 2012

Koja Kitchen: The Divine Wind of Waffle Fries

It’s no secret that the American palette loves crunchy, salty, fatty and sweet. Preferably, all together. While standing in line for Sam’s Chowdermobile, my eyes kept diverting from the slider-esque portions of lobster rolls for $5 to the constant flow of customers holding gingham boxes of two-person portions of waffle-cut

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