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Ohtani To The Dodgers for $700 Million. Are the Giants Paying Attention?
The Dodgers are betting against the market. As it pains me to say Shohei Ohtani is a Dodger. 700 million dollars over ten years. That’s 70 million a year and 48 thousand an inning but more on that later. He is making more than the A’s and Orioles entire payroll.

The Best Handmade Goods From Dickens You Can Shop Now
Dickens Fair is wrapping in a couple weeks and before it does I want to highlight some of the amazing handmade goods you’d find at the fair. With over 4 acres which have been transformed into holiday-themed shops, pubs, stages, and dance halls – there are over 100 small businesses

San Francisco: Are You Ready to Root For the…Cowboys?
I know it’s hard to even fathom, but here I am. That I’m even sitting here writing this as I stare out a snowy window in central Oregon, sipping my morning coffee, listening to the national media praise Dak Prescott while calling Brock Purdy a system quarterback. It’s time San

The Film Noir Game Full of Murder, Manipulation & Mayhem
As you could imagine, a typical shindig just wouldn’t cut it for our team here at Broke-Ass Stuart. This year, for our holiday party, we decided to spice it up by, you know, casually plotting each other’s demise. Okay, maybe not entirely kidding. We collaborated with The Racket, an immersive

All The Cool Titles On Netflix In December 2023
Hooray, the SAG-AFTRA membership has voted to ratify their new contract! This strike is officially over. As an added bit of karmic justice, Netflix, who’s part of SAG-AFTRA’s opposite number the AMPTP, is dealing with the fallout of foolishly handing over $55 million to a director who failed to produce

Frank Somerville is ‘Cool’ Again & He’s Letting the World Know
Today, Frank is flexing on Facebook, saying that he’s “6 months clean and sober.” You can read his post below, and admire his guns. As he says in his post, “Pretty cool that I can rock a compression muscle shirt at 65 years old and not embarrass my two daughters.”

You May Be Able to See the Northern Lights in California This Week
A couple years ago we had an April Fools’ Day joke article saying that we’d be able to see the Northern Lights in San Francisco in the day time. People totally fell for it. Unfortunately, I don’t think we will ever be able to see the aurora borealis in San

Best Bay Area Events 12/5-12/11
Calling all Anchor Lovers! Saturday, 12/9 – The ‘Running Out of Steam’ Anchor Beer Bust! The last known Anchor Steam Beer, CA Lager, IPA, Hazy, & San Pancho kegs in the world are being cracked, drunk, and celebrated at Buzzworks in San Francisco! There’s an Anchor Christmas Ale Magnum raffle to raise money for