Columns
The Best Passive Aggressive Lines to Keep Your Friends & Coworkers Down
So you want to learn how to be more passive aggressive, but you can’t find a good extension course? Never fear because we are going to give you all the information you need to make other people feel terrible, while pretending to yourself that you’re still a nice person. Learning
An Employee of the Fyre Festival Explains What Really Happened
By now, you’ve read the headlines about the disastrous misfire from Ja Rule (yes, that Ja Rule) & company known as “Fyre Festival”. And you’ve all seen the pictures comparing it to “Mad Max: Thunderdome” if it were sponsored by Ciroc Vodka & Vera Wang. You’ve heard the stories about people being robbed, mugged, beaten & more.
BAS Poetry: Here’s Mine, Now Show Me Yours
Broke-Ass Stuart is now accepting poetry submissions to be featured in his Arts and Culture column. Read on to learn how to be showcased on BAS Poetry. Written & curated by Corinne Avganim As I’ve been reading the incredibly beautiful and raw work from our community, I feel compelled to put my
What Your Vagina Would say if it Were a State
If my vagina were a [category], it would be [example] because [reason]
“If my vagina were a state, it would be Florida because it’s often swampy and filled with danger”
Best Craigslist Missed Connections from Lyft & Uber Rides
On Craigslist there were a surprising number of posts for passengers seeking passengers, passengers seeking drivers, and other combinations found just within the last couple of weeks.
We wanna send you to see Okkervil River!
Fresh off their widely acclaimed 2016 record “Away,” Okkervil River have announced a special limited run of acoustic trio shows which will feature fan requests and rarities. These are the first trio shows the band has ever done, and will be limited to four intimate concerts in unusually small rooms.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Exploit the Nuclear Threat To Get Laid!
? GIRLS! / WOMEN! ? Is there a guy (or girl) you have on your mind who you love having sex with, but for whatever reason you just haven’t been lately? No matter what coast you live on (especially you LA vixens), USE THE NUCLEAR THREAT TO GET SOMEONE TO SLEEP
The Excelsior: San Francisco’s Last Great Neighborhood
GUEST POST BY: JESSE MCGRATH A little over a year ago, along Geneva Avenue right around where it meets Mission on the border of San Francisco and Daly City, a small but significant addition was made to the typically grimy scene. Seemingly overnight, Geneva’s sidewalk had been peppered with at least
