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22 Nov 2017

How To Take A Sh!t At Thanksgiving Dinner

The inevitable, unpleasant side effect of your fabulous friends-or-family Thanksgiving feast is that you will at some point have to bust an enormous dook. Pooping at a public gathering and in a shared restroom is generally a mortifying exercise, made worse by the fact that everyone who uses that bathroom

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22 Nov 2017

10 Things You Should Do Over Holiday Break

Holiday breaks are right around the corner, which means that everyone is swamped with things to get done in order to enjoy some time off. It’s all too easy to get caught up in the responsibilities of the moment because stress can be so overwhelming, which is why you should

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22 Nov 2017

We wanna send you to listen to KHIZR KHAN!

In his memoir, An American Family: A Memoir of Hope and Sacrifice, Khan tells the story of his family’s pursuit of the American dream and why—especially in these tumultuous times—we must not be afraid to step forward for what we believe in when it matters most. An American Family is

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21 Nov 2017

Charlie Rose Kicked Off The Air After 8 Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

Now Charlie Rose is being described as a serial sexual harasser by former female staffers.  The news has come as a big surprise to many who have watched and adored the multiple Emmy and Peabody Award winning journalist for decades.  At least 16 men in media have been accused of sexual harassment since

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20 Nov 2017

The Greatest Grilled Cheese & Music Giveaway Ever!

This post is done in conjunction with The Melt. Wanna support an article on the site? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com This is without a doubt one of the coolest things we’ve ever done for our readers. We’ve teamed up with The Melt at 925 Market Street to throw The Greatest Grilled Cheese

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17 Nov 2017

BAS Fiction– Them SpaceCrafts: Part 3

Them SpaceCrafts: Part 3 by Devin Holt   Missed part 2? Read it here. I knew what to do as soon as I saw that map. The SpaceCraft Nikes were legendary. Word on Instagram was they only made 50 pairs, in a cross-promotion with Mistah F.A.B., the Warriors, and Google.

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16 Nov 2017

New Steve Martin Show Bright Star Opening in SF!

From Grammy winners Steve Martin and Edie Brickell comes BRIGHT STAR, the new musical that “brings a fresh breeze to the theater” (Charles Isherwood, The New York Times). Directed by Tony winner Walter Bobbie and inspired by a real event, this “downright wonderful” (Newsday)

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16 Nov 2017

The Hook-up Truck, SF’s Mobile ‘Sexual Adventuring’ Room is Back

That’s right, the Bay’s very own national news making “Hook-Up Truck” is back after a long hiatus.  We stumbled across it and its creator Spy Emerson the other night on Valencia St. outside Wonderland SF.  Spy told us she had taken some time off to travel but that now “the mobile

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