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Mission Thrift Closes For Good After 20 Years
Once upon a time in a land that hasn’t moved but seems so very far away, Werner Werwie was a thrift shop king around here. For decades, he has supplied the city’s frugally fashionable with unique and eccentric duds at well-worn prices. At one point Werwie owned seven thrift stores,

All The Different “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch” Endings, Ranked
We’ve gone through each outcome and ranked every possible Bandersnatch ending below, along with the steps you need to take to achieve each one. They are pretty awesome.

The Top 10 Most Read BAS Articles of 2018
Well, it’s that time of year. 2018 is finally almost over and we’re looking back at what a strange and demented year it was. With that in mind I figured it would be a great moment to survey what articles you read most on BrokeAssStuart.com this year. It’s always surprising

What It’s Like Spending Xmas Alone in NYC
Christmas is fast approaching and, thank god, because at this point images of Mariah Carey singing “Santa Baby” literally project onto the inside of my eyelids when I close them. As tough as hearing the same stale songs over and over is, it’s even tougher spending the holidays alone. Luckily,

Last Minute Gift Ideas For The Racists (I Mean “Trump Supporters”) In Your Life
Seeing your family for the holidays can be stressful. It’s even harder if the people you’re exchanging gifts with are Trumpers. What kind of gift can you get the dad who loves his MAGA hat so much he wears it to bed? Lucky for you I’ve put together a list

Everybody Gets a Penny Marshall Shirt
WANNA STAY UP ON ALL THE FREE SHIRTS WE GIVE OUT? MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE EMAIL LIST! Penny Marshall did immense work in broadening the possibilities for women in Hollywood. Starting with her performance in the TV show Laverne & Shirley and then as

We wanna send you plus one to spend NYE with Mayer Hawthorne!
GRAMMY nominated singer, musician and DJ, Mayer Hawthorne makes that timeless, soulful, baby-making music. It’s what people listen to when they want to get sentimental. Raised by hippie parents in Ann Arbor, Michigan, smack between the Hash Bash and the car factories – Hawthorne’s old man taught him to

We wanna send you and a friend to see Hot Snakes on NYE!
Hot Snakes streamlined Jehu’s complex compositions and emerged as bona fide downstroke warlords. They made 3 studio albums of high-velocity, slash-your-face, piss-punk: 2000’s Automatic Midnight, 2002’s Suicide Invoice and 2004’s Audit in Progress. Now, after a 14-year hiatus from the studio, Hot Snakes have kicked down the door back into our lives