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NY: D**k slap Friday the 13th before it goes limp on St. Patty’s Day
It’s time to get over Friday the 13th. I mean, the blood, from the ‘œth’? Seriously? Not scary. Worse still is that the movie that launched the craze is anti-sex. Puritanical Mrs. Voorhees hasn’t forgiven two counselors who had blissful, transcendental sex while her son Jason drowned nearby. Years later,
Broke-Ass Stuart Book Reading, Signing, and Walking Tour!
Come out and bring your friends to the McNally-Jackson Bookstore on Friday, March 20th to get your books, boobs, man-boobs or butts signed and listen to Broke-Ass Stuart read from his NY book.
Get depressed, maybe angry, then add drunk to the list
Ah, a collegiate night on the UWS. Somewhat responsible, at that, for a while at least. Columbia is showing ‘œShake Hands with the Devil’, a documentary following a visit to Rwanda by the UN appointed general who was left powerless to intervene in the massacre of ~800,000 in 1994. I’ll
Free Cab Rides on St. Patty’s Day
People use St. Patrick’s Day to get really drunk and act like complete shitheads. They rationalize it by saying, “WOOOO!! It’s OK dude! Who cares if it’s 4pm and I’ve already puked on my shoes twice? It’s St. Patty’s Day. My great-grandmother was half Irish.” I have
Free Mini-Film Fest with Free Cupcakes
Better late than never on this one. I heard about it a while ago, but have been inundated with’other things. Anyway, here’s the low down on a two-week celebration that is one-week old, fashionable late. Things get convoluted when you think about Street Attack, an ‘œalternative marketing
Go See Rick Shapiro Tonight
You should go to Club Deluxe tonight to see Rick Shapiro. That way when this great underground comic dies of an OD, and suddenly everyone is on his jock, you can be like, “Shit man, I saw that cat back in like ’09 in this little place
Dress like an entitled brat and get a free meal
I’m gonna pull a David Paterson here and out myself on this so no one else can do it to me: I watch Gossip Girl. I have a valid explanation though; since my girlfriend likes the show, and we don’t get to spend that much time together, and I
$1 beers at 7am
When the Double Play first opened it’s doors in 1909 it was the spot to grab a drink before or after seeing a San Francisco Seals game across the street. That was a hundred years ago and where Seal Stadium once stood is now the Potrero Center which