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21 Mar 2009

50% Off at RVCA All Weekend!!

    If you’re like me, you like to keep up appearances. Also, if you’re like me and every other hipster and skater on the block, you’re in love with RVCA. Though their shit can be a little expensive, I love that I can wear both the dude stuff and

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20 Mar 2009

Mac On Sunday with the Greenpoint Mac Off

The 1st ever Great Greenpoint Mac-Off is about mac & cheese is not hipster speed dating, which means you should leave the space suit at home because no one likes a fart in a space suit. 4 bars will be dishing out free samples  alongside drink specials. The leisure crawl

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20 Mar 2009

The Snuggie Pub Crawl

Have you ever wanted to go on a pub-crawl but in the most comfortable way possible? The Snuggie has taken the world by storm and now it has even been deemed acceptable in public….sort of.

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19 Mar 2009

How to go to a FREE Taping of the Daily Show

There are tons of shows looking to fill up their studio audiences. 30 Rock has no seating, so after a lengthy debate with myself I chose The Daily Show over The View. John Stewart’s eye rolls live beat a seat next to a Bible Belter in a seasonally-theme sweatshirt. Sorry

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18 Mar 2009

Will Cross-dress for Free Dinner

Wearing a skirt as man can get you a few things depending where you are ‘“ some supplemental income in the Bowery, a bagpipe in Scotland, a punch in the face in Detroit. Last night it got us a free 3 course dinner and 2 drinks at the schmancy Park

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18 Mar 2009

Bright Strings and Nimble Fingers

I know that I’m prone to over exaggerate things.  I often just get really excited about something and suddenly it goes from being a cool little happening to “Holy shit!  You have to go to this!  It’s gonna be the best thing ever!”  I know this about myself and I’ve

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17 Mar 2009

We Be Bartending Wednesday at Habibi

An ideal guest bartender is one with previous experience, charisma, and a rolodex of big spenders and social butterflies who are ‘œthe life of the party’. My college nickname was Tallie McShitty, but thanks to desperate bar owners, the prohibitive criterion have evaporated and I’ll be behind the bar with

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13 Mar 2009

SF: Anarchist Bookfair this Weekend

I would be doing my Santa Cruz liberal arts education a disservice by not posting this. Make sure to stop by so you can learn how to tear the Babylon System down. Or at least buy some zines on how to make a pipe bomb.

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