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FREE Modelos (Beer, not Latina Models) at Billy Reid Pop-Up Shop Social
I think we should all take a moment to thank black market rogues and permit-less street vendors for the biz model now being used by pop-up shops. The difference is these stores are evading large financial commitments, whereas counterfeiters and shawarma slingers are ducking the armed arm of the law.
Be a Better Masturbator
Ok, so let’s say you’re looking to do something cheap today but don’t feel like sitting on the hard bleachers at a $2 baseball game and don’t wanna watch movies with a bunch of people who are too cool to put brakes on their bicycles. Perhaps you just feel like learning better ways
Free $13 Cocktails and Lost Season Finale Party
Because it is game 7 of the Penguins/Caps game, I’ll be camped out in someone else’s Laz-E-Boy, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t go out. In fact, you SHOULD go out, because one less moustachioed skeeze will be infesting the nightlife waters. Here are some safe early options, because if
A Good Lunchbreak: Word For Word with Kristin Chenoweth
Today kicks off Bryant Park’s Word for Word, a series of free events where authors and celebrities who write will speak about their recent projects. It actually started Saturday with a thing about Children’s Books, but those don’t count. As you eat a”wholesome” salad with chickenless chicken that was just
This Just In: FREE Ice Cream at All Haagen Dazs Today!
A little birdie just let me know that Haggen Dazs is giving out FREE ice cream today (5/12) from 4-8pm at all of their stores. Holy Shit! My inner fat girl is screaming!!! Better get moving now! Here is their store locator. ps if you wanna stay up on
FREE Bike in Movie Screening
On Wednesday night, the Good Hotel, the SF Bicycle Coalition, and the Disposable Film Festival are teaming up to bring you a bike in movie screening. What the fuck is that? I’m glad you asked. Here’s all the details sent over by the fine folks at the DFF: The DFF

Another BYOB Restaurant Finder
It’s Booze-day Tuesday, but instead of featuring a bar like Welcome to the Johnsons, here is a little BYOB love that I picked up from the Thrillist cathouse. BYOB spots are great for many reasons, including avoidance of hassle of last night at a bar. Actually, I didn’t really do
Random Stuff I Saw Walking the Streets of New York
While walking around I clicked photos of all the strange shit I came across in NY, so I figured I’d share them with you. Wandering New York is definitely one of the best FREE things you can do in the world.