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29 Jul 2009

We Got Voted “Best Local Website” by the San Francisco Bay Guardian

Fuck yeah!  Thanks so much to all of you fine people who voted for Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website for “Best Local Website”!  You’re fantastic! Congrats to all the people who write for the site: Monica, Ashley, Anna, Stephen, and Oliver for all their hard work.  And to Kenny, the mad

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29 Jul 2009

$3 Wine Tasting Party – and It’s Not Even Two Buck Chuck

I’m not really into wine culture because A) it’s an awfully expensive habit and B) it’s WAY too pretentious for me.  That being said, I still love wine and am always down to learn a little something about it.  I figure that way I can sound fancy when I’m talking

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28 Jul 2009

San Francisco Ticket Giveaways!!!

So a couple different people have gotten at me recently about some cool events they’re doing and I thought, “Hey maybe I can get them to pass me FREE tickets to giveaway.”  I mean truthfully, if you come to this site often, all I’ve given you thus far is ways

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28 Jul 2009

FREE: Big Gay Spelling Bee!

If you’re like me, you peaked early in life, say, somewhere around the age of 8.  If you’re really like me a big part of hitting that peak was being the first grade winner of the Stillman School spelling bee in Tenafly, New Jersey and being catapulted to fame in

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27 Jul 2009

The New Blackbird Bar in the Castro

Sometime last week a friend hit me up to let me know that he was working at a place that was about to open called The Blackbird, and that I should come through on opening night.  I was certainly interested in seeing what they’d done to the place.  The last

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27 Jul 2009

Black Swan Green at Public Assembly

Here at Broke Ass Stuart, free is always best, and we strive to bring you the choicest options in free or practically-free entertainment, drinking and edibles.  Sometimes though, it’s worth it to shell out a few bucks to see something great. Especially on a Monday evening when your psyche needs

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27 Jul 2009

6 Memorable Tracks from My Dating & Un-Dating Life

You know those annoying Living Social “Pick Five” type-quizzes from facebook that always superfluously appear on your newsfeed?  Well, it’s about to get even more thrilling, because this time, I get to elaborate!  CAN YOU IMAGINE?!  Well, to be fair, I’m also sort of ripping off The A.V. Club’s Nathan

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26 Jul 2009

North Beach Poetry Crawl and Being Tired of Trash in Dolores Park

I was walking through Dolores Park yesterday and truthfully I was quite appalled at the total mess left behind by people.  Seriously, get it together people!  I don’t know what you think is going on in the park but we are SO FUCKING LUCKY to have it and I’m tired

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