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Hapa Ramen Pop-Up Ramen House
I just found this on yelp and and it sounds like something you weird lovers of pop-ups and street food would dig. As you can tell by this information that I’m about to paste below, it’s only gonna be at this location for one night. Now’s the part when I
Floyd in NYC: So Much Beer, So Few Dollars
There are a few reasons a person might drink six cans of shit beer in one sitting. Getting fired. Getting dumped. The United States losing to Ghana. Weekday afternoons. You know, truly heartbreaking shit. Luckily, like most necessities in this city, there is a bar for that. Floyd, which sits
Long Distance Dating
I am and always have been really against long distance relationships. They’re either unbearably torturous or completely pointless, or maybe both. Sometimes, though, you find yourselves the victims of circumstance, and you just kind of have to deal with it. But how to deal? Here are my nuggets of wisdom:
Happy Hour Bliss at Uva Enoteca
Tired of the same old boring mimosas at brunch? Yeah, me neither. But don’t $10 bottomless bellinis sound good too? The key word being “bottomless,” of course. Get on this deal immediately at the Saturday and Sunday brunch at Uva Enoteca, the Italian resto/wine bar in Lower Haight. Guaranteed to
The Big Terrific Comedy Show – FREE Every Wednesday
Being in Times Square always makes me want to murder everyone. It’s crowded, loud, covered in trash, the ads give you seizures – there is no end to its awfulness. But the worst are those people from the Ha! comedy club who stand on every corner soliciting you to attend
Getting Fit on the Cheap: The Broke-Ass Burpee
We’ve seen your bellies, hipsters. In parks and bars and on street corners, we’ve watched you amble past, stomach first, unconcerned with the true nature of your characteristic protrusion. Months and years of chugging craft brews and devouring deep-fried pickles has left you overweight and unhealthy. You say you don’t
Broke-Ass Haiku: Yo-Yo’s…Deep Fried Pickles
So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection
Old Stuff Rules – Awesome Vintage Clothing Event
The best way to avoid that mortifying moment when you realize that, horror of horrors, some ho is wearing the exact same dress as you is actually quite simple; buy vintage! Not only will you be the envy of all your friends, if you do it right, you’ll save lots